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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)
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fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

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awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

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Baby Bunnies Eating A Carrot [x]

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superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

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paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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mae-maetheshotalover:

NO BUT SO I WAS WATCHING THE NEW YEAR’S COUNTDOWN IN TIMES SQUARE ON TV

AND THIS REPORTER LADY IS GOING AROUND HOLDING HER MIC OUT SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE SHOUT OUTS

AND SHE ASKS ONE GUY “WHO ARE YOU SHOUTING OUT TO?”

AND HE SAYS “MY MOM”

AND SHE ASKS “WHY?”

AND HE ANSWERS

“SHE HAS NO IDEA I’M IN NEW YORK”

“I’M TWELVE HOURS AWAY FROM HOME”

“SORRY MOM”

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You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via blackbruise)
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almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

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solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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qualitea-brit:

heyfunniest:

Bunny hopping on snow.

that bunny is snow

qualitea-brit:

heyfunniest:

Bunny hopping on snow.

that bunny is snow

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